Accounting For Life - IFRS 99

Someone said that we live life forward but understand it backward. And I must say that statement has some element of truth. When I was thinking about this I realized life is more like an accounting profession.

The other day my friends and I went to some pricey restaurant to devour some international cuisine. It was one of those things you do once in a year because for sure we don't work for the stomach but for other things as well. The meal was orgasmic as much as the pleasure was short lived once the bill was presented.

Then we started discussing about giving a tip. My friends are all trained accountants. So obviously no one was willing to give a tip. So I asked how come accountants are that mean they are not willing to give a tip? It's at that point I was corrected. Accountants are not mean; it is just that they have to match each expense to a budget line. Unfortunately in the accounting system, they don’t have an entry for tips. 

The dilemma is, how do you account for a tip? The amazing thing is even when you are on official duty and you have been given some money to use, if you give tips to those who serve you, when you go back to the office, you are not reimbursed the tips you gave. The principle is, match all your expenses to a budget line and provide documentation for the same.

That is a stressing life.

Lucky are the accountants, for when we get to heaven it will be easy for them. The bible says, and each one of us shall give an account for their lives. And all those of you who think matching your expenses to a budget line and providing documentation is a lot of work, woe unto you. How will you account for your life?

So, I have come up with an International Financial Reporting Standard IFRS 99 – Accounting for Life as a guideline for you as you prepare your books when your financial year finally ends and you life stops being a going concern or is liquidated.

·         Create your budget lines – Love, forgiveness, kindness, faithfulness, integrity, stewardship, fruitfulness among others

·         Match your expenses to a budget line –For example, when you incur hatred, show love, when you are wronged, forgive.

·         Finally, provide documentation – Let your life be a testimony!

The Prayer of UPGRADING

Lord I come to you, an older version of me

The version that is outdated
The version that you have declared obsolete

The version that cannot accomplish what you desire

And I ask that you may upgrade me

Give me a new processor,with higher speeds and bigger RAM

So that I can be swift to carry out your commands

And a capacity to do more than I have been doing

Increase my hard drive, that I may store more of your values

In built in me a bluetooth that I may discern the sorrounding

And have the capacity to connect with those with similar values

Put a webcam that I may be able to relate better with others

Put some inbuilt speakers

So that I may be able to communicate with you

Dont forget to give me a nice finish

That I may reflect your beauty and character

Make my battery last longer

That I may have the strength to walk my salvation in strength

And not just rely on corporate power

Upgrade me oh Lord

That I may influence those around me

That when they look at me

They will desire what they see

They will come to seek out what I have

And they will find JESUS INSIDE

I pray also that you may provide the best softwares

A clean heart as my motherboard

Your word as my operating system

Your spirit as the internet connection

Your people as my networking system

And with that upgrading,

I will not miss out on being serviced

And I will take care my new version

The upgraded ME

Thank you Lord for you have done it

In Jesus Name

AMEN

Make My Day

You know those days when something special happens in your day and you go... this just made my day. Sometimes it’s just an act of kindness, a funny joke or a gesture of humanness.

Life can be so ordinary that we find ourselves going through the motions.

As the year starts, I was asking myself what do I do that everyday I will have that moment of .. this or that made my day.What do I do?

Then I remember the verse that say, This is the day that the Lord has MADE, I will rejoice and be glad in it. This means that, my day is already made J

At the end of it all the lesson is to look at the ordinary with a special eye.

I would have loved this note to make your day, but I am glad that the Lord has made a day for you. REJOICE